| LAWFUL | NEUTRAL | CHAOTIC | |
|---|---|---|---|
| GOOD | "Let's debunk some dangerous cooking myths created by FiveMinuteCrafts!" | "I just want to get people in the kitchen by making it more accessible" | "Hey you know that really fancy recipe that takes five hours? I figured out how to make a version that's 90% as good and takes twenty minutes" |
| NEUTRAL | "Here's the CORRECT way to make [x dish] and any other method is wrong" | just shows the recipe | "Making GRAPE SODA out of RUBBER GLOVES!???" |
| EVIL | extremely extravagant recipe presented by someone who keeps insisting that this is the bare minimum "cheap" version | TikTok "recipe video" with no ingredient measurements or cook times, narrated by that one AI voice | FiveMinuteCrafts |
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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:
the ~20k $ cookie may not be safe for human consumption or have any taste, but it is the most cookie of cookies and i must have it
and for the grand finale, whatever horrible thing actually resulted from the FiveMinuteCrafts recipe, even if it is literally ashes, Dave is going to taste it
I wish to have this man's life insurance, or confidence in own immortality - whichever he's got going on there.
I'm tempted to make my own version that cites actual moments from Cooking YouTube videos...except I don't watch nearly enough Cooking YouTube to fill the whole grid. Here's what I've got:
Chaotic Neutral: Sous Vide Everything cooks a brisket for an entire month for the hell of it.
True Neutral: That one guy who wants to cook corn dogs for the Founding Fathers.
Lawful Evil: Binging with Babish insisting you grow your own herbs if you want an authentic version of that one Luca dish.
the good ones are all based off very specific channels/moments (Lawful Good is How To Cook That, Neutral Good is Internet Shaquille, and Chaotic Good is Ethan Chlebowski)
I want to throw in that Internet Shaquille can definitely veer into chaotic territory. Like when he just did the blue apron recipes, but with easier to source ingredients. And just general chaos. Like when he told everyone how to raise worms.
i know who a lot of these youtubers specifically are which is delightful for me
I follow enough cooking youtubers that I can tell you exactly who fits into every single spot of this alignment chart
From left to right, top to bottom: how to cook that, basics with Babish, Adam Ragusea, You Suck at Cooking, Chef John (with Food wishes dot com), NileBlue (and occasionally Binging with Babish), Literally anything from Epicurious (the "3 levels of home cook" series in particular), Chef Club, and...uh...5minutecrafts. Metdaan fits into chaotic evil too, I guess.
not what i would've picked for a few of them but all of these choices are Correct
I'm sticking Kenji at... Neutral Good? Lot of technique, but also a lot of, "... and if you don't have access to this, or are just feeling lazy, feel free to skip this step or sub in whatever you have access to."
If you think 5 minute crafts stuff is bad, check out chefclub, each one is like a horror movie
does steve1989MREinfo count as a cooking youtuber, greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 72,589 pages of heated debate
I'd bet money lawful evil is just Joshua Weissman. Sidenote: I can't figure out where Chinese cooking demystified would fall, probably neutral good.
honestly someone like Maangchi just shows the recipe but should be neutral good tbh
Not sure if I'd consider NileRed a true cooking youtuber, the man used all of his chemistry knowledge to make margarine but still forgot to put salt in it!
Also honorable mention: Kiwami Japan (that guy who makes knives out of everything)
I forget if Kiwami shares the recipes/ingredient measurements when they do the odd cooking tangents or not? I think that'd be somewhere around neutral evil if not.
i loved adam ragusea making a whole video about the ridiculous process of making demi glace and then his next video is "if you just put an unflavored jello packet in concentrated stock it's the exact same thing."
Would Lawful Evil described that dickhead whos entire channel is "why would you eat a DISGUSTING BIG MAC when you can spend $50 and take two hours to make a homemade cheeseburger from scratch?"
the fiveminutecrafts are obviously lying, but the ones that really get me are the genre of "really expensive kitchen with a massive granite slab and then a skinny white lady commits a warcrime by mixing a lethal amount of cheese and eggs in a casserole dish and smile fakely about how good it tastes"
Do people still do the weird fetish thing where they dump food all over a really nice slab and just fuckin' ruin it by letting like, nacho cheese and salsa seep into it?
I know he's a TikToker but where does TikToker B. Dylan Hollis go on this chart?
Neutral Good, he makes a point about not much in the way of tools because he wants it to be clear that you don't have to be a fancy chef with fancy stuff to bake, it's meant to be accessible.
I miss when he was the Good Baker Boy before he slid into Epic Meal Time Lite stuff. His baking and fermentation videos were good!
This does not display properly on mobile and I feel like I'm missing some prime content
I had the same problem, then I found that the post does load properly if I set my phone to auto-rotate screen into landscape mode.
What about "I'm making a cake that could kill GOD" or "We're not adding the Spaghetti" ?
Just going to say the name Joshua Weissman without placing him in any category myself.