I asked Chat-GPT to write me a biography. It's a very nice biography, even though very little of it is true. Chat-GPT is an excellent bullshit creation system.
Why we can't have nice things
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Writer, game designer, & programmer. Writer of Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem & BAFTA Winning Hercule Poirot: The First Cases. Partner @ Talespinners. Cat sorcerer.
Since everyone else is playing with Chat GPT I figured I'd give it a go as well.
Me: Explain the Transformers cartoon in the form of a vaudevillian musical number.
(Verse 1) In the land of Cybertron, there was a great war The Autobots and Decepticons, they fought and they soared But when the fighting was done, the Autobots won And they had to find a new home, under the sun
(Chorus) Transformers, robots in disguise They roll out and they conquer the skies With courage and honor, they'll never back down These metal heroes, they wear the crown
(Verse 2) The Decepticons fled, to the planet Earth They set up base in the desert, to bide their time But the Autobots followed, to protect and to serve They took on new forms, to blend in and hide
(Chorus) Transformers, robots in disguise They roll out and they conquer the skies With courage and honor, they'll never back down These metal heroes, they wear the crown
(Bridge) They may look like cars and planes and trucks But when they transform, they're unstoppable They fight for justice, they fight for peace The Transformers are the ones to release
(Chorus) Transformers, robots in disguise They roll out and they conquer the skies With courage and honor, they'll never back down These metal heroes, they wear the crown