Clov3r

idk what i'm doing lol

  • she/it

Funni agender aro girlthing weirdo
I'm not telling yall my exact age, all you need to know is I'm old enough.

last fm recently played music


My last.fm (I listen to song on loop a lot)
www.last.fm/user/C0v3r_

cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

(standard order: large iced white mocha)

  • forgot to buy coffee (you would think seattle grocery stores would carry decent beans they do not)
  • forgot to buy milk (had to drive to store while espresso sat on counter)
  • forgot to buy chocolate powder (ovaltine is not adequate substitute)
  • put ice in espresso before milk (now impossible to measure milk accurately; final product diluted)
  • forgot to stir chocolate powder (lumpy.......)
  • left grinder on french press setting (did not notice; attempted to use result in espresso machine)
  • left grinder set to grind 55 grams (basket holds 17g; remainder overflowed onto countertop)
  • forgot to put cup in espresso machine (pulled shot directly into drain)
  • forgot to put basket in espresso machine (fresh steaming cup hot dirty water)

list will be extended in future as i make further mistakes


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

god
and here's me making my usual sin of "I cannot be fucked cleaning the steam wand so I will just microwave a mug of milk and dump a double shot of espresso in it for the world's jankiest latte, my grinder is never set for anything other than making a double espresso"

While it's preground, Cafe Bustelo can be used in a pinch sinch it's vacuum packed in big yellow bricks. Alternative is Peet's Major Dickinson's Blend, which should be available as beans.