Imagine trying to keep up your petty squabbles and life problems when four dragonborn (we went to school together) roll up and they change your life. They whisk you away to their camp where they keep you there forever and they are NOT wearing clothes. They jump on the big rock in the center of the camp every night and breathe fire on each other until they have 1HP and then they wake up back-to-back with their tails touching, ready to bang. They went to school together. Their names are Tiesto, Darude, Captain Jack, and Aphex Twin. And they're coming for you.
