You pick up the receiver, thinking maybe you can place a collect call if nothing else, but let's be honest, the last time you used a payphone was... never? Some vague memory tickles your brain about possibly having placed a phone call at a local Prince Regent McTaco's one time, but it's all so hazy that all you can remember is the tacoburgers.
You mash at the buttons a few times but it's no use. You're not even sure this thing is functional, to be honest. It might just be a strange decoration.
You check the helpfully-labeled coin return, but come up empty. As a last ditch effort, you try screaming into the receiver on the off chance that you can somehow force your voice into the telephone wires through sheer will. That doesn't work either.
Well, you gave it your best shot. What now?
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