
I love that baseball one. Like its wrong about how every part of baseball works.
Baseball isn't a huge thing here but I had to correct "thrower" to "pitcher" in the Alt Text because of how hard it hurt me to read it
Its also greatly amusing that there's no option to save the baby in that one. Its a Witcher questline, you just get to choose how the baby dies.
Also it assumes the umpire, referees, the league, and everyone else involved in an official capacity would let hitting a baby count as a valid hit
The baby is innocent in the fourth story, and I don't think I could hit a baby that far anyway, but all of the other ones are either the fault of the baby or Biff and have nothing to do with me.
the question is, if the baby is being thrown at you at 80 MPH, would you have the time to even comprehend it.
"accidentally tosses a Christian baby at you"
Glad the pitcher isn't a monster or anything
Just an oopsie poopsie
this feels like a bit on Oneyplays where Chris just won't let it drop and keeps bringing it back up in increasingly distressingly specific circumstances until one of his friends proverbially hits him with a brick
In the super glue one you can just like... Take the glue remover stuff? It's a baby. Whats it gonna do?
Check mate Christian baby I'm an atheist I don't beleive in hell!
This feels like the Christian way of asking βwould you still love me if I was a wormβ
I mean at least they're finally trying to come up with new material, but...