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in reply to @JuniperTheory's post:

Soup is solid, no question. Who can be mad at french onion? But not only does the moon control the tides, it is our most beautiful celestial object. Sorry soup, but you are the weakest drink.

on one hand, the moon produces tides, which are beautiful. On the other hand, the ocean is a kind of (cold, salty, partly inedible) soup, so without soup there would be no ocean, no tides, and also probably no life. I guess I've got to give this one to soup!