The first time I learned that authority can lie to you and get away with it was when I first bit into a Red Delicious apple

The first time I learned that authority can lie to you and get away with it was when I first bit into a Red Delicious apple
stares off into the distance, remembering the bad old days when the only apples you could find at the supermarket were Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, and Granny Smith
I think the most I ever got yelled at on twitter was the time I said 'red delicious aren't that bad' but then it turned out I really hadn't had a red delicious in a long time, so later I did return to say 'sorry, my bad, you were all right, this sucks'