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28 | HalfAngelHavoc's NSFW alt, for kinkier talk (surprise!) | ace+aro? | ask box is always open! | icon by Twitter user One1CoolCat1!
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in reply to @CritterGrinds's post:
Yoooo do u have a messaging app @ or we can keep it to the asks if you want 👀🔥
Oh I do have one! I'm a LITTLE leery about giving it to everyone, and I'm kinda bad at talking with folks unprompted. but this is goooood stuuuuff
You have plans, a date and place you already agreed to, but now come to realize the venue is lower than your body seems to want to go lately.
The only solution you can think of is to weigh yourself down with rocks or padding or, like, drink a lot of water to weigh yourself down for the night at least...
Well, walking around in weighted shoes isn't the worst feeling, you wish you'd tied them tighter... You can feel your left foot slipping gradually... And it would be weird to stop in the middle of the street to re-tie your shoe...
That's all assuming the moment you cross the threshold your hair doesn't flip gravity too... Might not be noticeable with shorter cuts, but with long hair? It might be time to try a bun and make bad excuses for it...
Ah, a bun's not the worst thing in the world! ...I say, realizing my 'sona wears their hair in a bun by default...and come to think of it, out of context my icon here looks a teensy bit like it's implying weightlessness,
hmm. hm. much to ponder
Soon enough the thought of being weightless might be heavier than the brain it came from!