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What were you thinking, taking off that shoe? If you'd kept it on you might have stayed on the ground another, oh, ten seconds~ Who knows, maybe that would have been just long enough for someone to see what was happening to your body... but now all they'll see is a lone shoe on the ground!
Maybe the tiniest dot of a visible something-or-other up in the sky! ...Maybe.
Shouldn't bet on it. And even if they do see it they prob'ly won't think to get binoculars - or a telescope! - to check what it is.
...god, hey, the cartoonish sort of desperation whoever's been inflated has on their mind as they start to float away, the instinct to inhale because the air, by that point, is heavier - and the worrying realization that it actually kind of works, if only for a second or two. Sucking in air, holding their breath - it actually delays takeoff by another couple seconds...
if you're lucky, maybe you have access to a bottle of water, chugging that could hold you down for a good minute or so longer! maybe just long enough to get inside... if you can get these awkward puffy limbs to obey your commands...
So much trouble just getting them to move, though. Wiggling an arm is a struggle even at the gentler end of the inflation process, but by the end of it, when I'm shaped more like a ball than a human, just curling a finger is difficult from how puffy everything's become...!
Ah, what a shame... all very interesting data though! Thanks for participating in my experimental soda test, your belongings will be returned to you along with your compensation once you come back down to a reachable height... if you come back down, of course 
...data, experiments, unexpected testing,
you either figured out how I like being subjected to shenanigans like these real quick or our interests are once again aligned.
I'm good for testing on. '//'
As a witch in the potion-selling business I need fresh test subjects often ;3
I'm starting to think more and more I'll need one of those messaging @'s~