Every time I think about Quidditch, the fake sport from Harry Potter, I think about how basically none of the rules matter because if your team manages to catch the golden flying snurgle you get 99999999 points and automatically win the game. It's so stupid. In retrospect it seems obvious to me that it was a way to make Harry Potter seem like a sports hero without having to worry about making up actual rules for a fictional sport, or figuring out how to write sports action in your book since you can just focus on Harry flying around trying to catch the golden whizzleberry. fuck you
