Mech Pilot who sighs as they realize that the Kobolds are probably going to be the best workshop to fix this.
#Violation: Third Degree Aggravated Assault with a Self Drive-Capable Exosuit (SDCE)
#Individual(s) Involved: MRC-4H Ghillie Cresttail; Tengh'til Kobold Engineer Sootsnout; Four Unidentified Tengh'til Kobold Employees
#Actions Taken: Two Season Suspension of MRC-4H Ghillie Cresttail's License, Mandated Four Seasons of Anger Management Classes; Official Warning to Tengh'til Kobold Workshop Concerning Personal Conduct
##Circumstances Logged as Follows:
#SDCE Bushwhack pilot Ghillie Cresttail arrived at Tengh'til Kobold Workshop at unspecified time on 48.3.885, time of day approximated "early afternoon."
#SDCE Bushwhack docked within Workshop's SDCE Garage, maintenance requested on SDCE's Repulsion-Field Buckler Unit.
#Added Note: Pilot Ghillie claims to have previously visited four other workshops, additionally claims that none could perform the required maintenance.
#Added Note: Claims hold truth, Repulsion-Field Buckler Unit's emitter lens was cracked; each workshop advised replacement of entire unit; pilot insisted on fixing the lens; only techniques capable of mending such a part are exclusively practiced by Kobold Workshops.
#Tengh'til Kobold Engineer Sootsnout reported to have harshly berated the pilot, offering criticism and unsolicited advice on the proper use of Repulsion-Field Buckler Units in a "foul and crude manner."
#Engineer Sootsnout was then joined by four as-of-yet unidentified Kobold employees, all criticizing Pilot Ghillie of "recklessness" and "using the buckler as a blunt weapon."
#Pilot Ghillie also reported to have argued with the Kobold workers.
#Argument went on for approximately 23 minutes, during which maintenance of the SDCE had begun.
#One Kobold employee, sat within the pilot seat for a systems check, accidentally engages the Neural-Command Drive.
#Raised tensions and the sudden Neural stress of the NCD engaging pushed Pilot Ghillie past the safe emotional threshold.
#SDCE Bushwhack's tail limb swung abruptly towards Engineer Sootsnout, system's log reported enough force used to be considered fatal.
#Pilot Ghillie reacted in time to seize the SDCE's motor functions before impact, but momentum caused the entire SDCE to rotate, striking Engineer Sootsnout, albeit with reduced force.
#Added Note: Due to Pilot Ghillie's quick reflexes and sincere apology, the original punishment of a four season suspension was halved.
#Added Note: Someone please figure out what causes these Kobold Engineers to be so abrasive. This is the fourth incident involving a Kobold workshop this season. Don't know if it's tradition or some kind of fumes their tools emit, I've never met a Pitdurk as mean as a Kobold.