Part Two of the Switch AU
A JSE Fanfic
[This is part of an ongoing fic series I started in April 2019. It's a normal day for Jackie, and then he gets a call from a Jameson Jackson. After the situation is explained, Jackie lets JJ and Marvin come over to his house, ready to help.]
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Jackie didn’t consider himself smart. Sure, he was able to get through medical school easily enough, but he wasn’t a surgeon or a specialist or anything complicated, just a general practitioner. That didn’t require too much book smarts to become, did it? And besides, there were plenty of areas where he had no idea what he was doing. That became evident when he tried to use Rama’s computer to play a video and ended up somehow entirely breaking the thing. He tried for half an hour to figure out what happened before giving in and calling a friend.
“So, uh…” Jackie bounced nervously, standing next to the desk in the study. “Is it, like, completely useless now, or…?”
The guy sitting at the desktop computer didn’t look up at him. He didn’t look like what most people imagined programmers to be like. He wore a black jacket and ripped black jeans, and his brown hair had a streak of green and a streak of black running through it. His eyes were two different colors: green on his right and blue on his left. “Yeah, completely useless,” he said casually. “You broke it all.”
“What?! You can’t be serious!”
“Dead serious. Gonna have to scrap the whole CPU.”
“But Rama has so much saved on here! We can’t just throw it all out! So much of their work is gonna go to waste—wait a second.” Jackie’s eyes narrowed. It seemed the programmer was biting back a smile. Jackie scowled, giving him a hearty shove. “Oh, very funny, Anti. Congratulations, you gave me a heart attack.”
“How many times are you gonna fall for that?” Anti asked through laughter.
“Well, it looks like every time at this point. Now give me the actual news.”
Anti calmed down, reentering his serious mode. “I dunno how it happened, but you somehow caught a virus on here. Not seriously harmful, but still nasty. Gimme a few more minutes, I should be able to root it out. Hopefully it hasn’t corrupted anything beside your browser, gonna have to reinstall that.”
“Oh. That’s good, I guess?” At least it was salvageable. “Do you…need anything?”
“Uh…” Anti looked over to where Jackie was hovering over his shoulder. “I need you to stop being a fucking helicopter.”
Jackie leaned back, taking a few steps away. “Alright, calm your boots. I’ll just go stand in the corner, Blair Witch style. Don’t mind m—”
His snarky remark was cut off once he felt a vibration in his hoodie pocket. He dug around inside and pulled out his phone, a number he didn’t recognize onscreen. He frowned, then tentatively accepted the call. “Hello?”
For a moment, there was nothing. Until: “Hello! You wouldn’t happen to be Dr. Parker, would you?”
“This is him.” Jackie absolutely did not recognize the faintly posh British voice, yet it somehow sounded familiar. Maybe it reminded him of one of his friends’ voices.
Anti leaned back in the study’s swivel chair. “Hey, you mind taking that outside? Concentration, and all.”
Jackie made an okay sign, then left the study, leaning against the wall in the hallway outside. While he was moving, the person on the other side continued to talk. “Right. Um, my name is Jameson Jackson. I don’t know if he told you about me, but, uh, I got this number from a friend of yours. He told me to call you if we were ever in need of a doctor.”
“Wait, you’re the guy who Volt saw do real magic, right?” The incident had happened about a week and a half ago, and ever since then, Schneep would not stop bringing it up. As to be expected, when you discovered that something you thought was impossible was, in fact, possible. “I saw the whole thing on the news, too. Isn’t your stage name, like, Jazzy, or something like that?”
That prompted a sudden burst of laughter on the other end. “Jazzy!” Jameson repeated lightly. “Maybe I should have used that. No, it’s actually the Jaunty Jackson. Adjectives starting with J are scarce.”
“I see,” Jackie nodded. “So, what’s the problem? I mean, you wouldn’t be calling a number that a superhero gave you and told you it was for a doctor if you didn’t need…well, a doctor.”
“Oh, right, the problem. Well you see—” Jameson suddenly stopped. Jackie could faintly hear another voice on the other end, sounding a bit snappish. Then Jameson’s voice said something, sounding like he’d covered the phone with his hand. Jackie thought it was along the lines of “Shut your mouth and let me help you.” Then, Jameson returned. “Sorry about that. Anyway, the problem is that a friend of mine has had a bit of an…issue, a health issue, for a long time. It hasn’t really been looked at, but I thought that, since today is one of the bad ones, that it was about time we got around to that. You wouldn’t mind, would you?”
“No, of course not.” Jackie was already mentally reviewing the possibilities. “I’m not in my office right now, but can you come over here if I give you my address?”
“Oh. You can’t…come over here?”
“I mean, technically I could. But my spouse is out for once and they’d kill me if I left our daughter without supervision.” Anti didn’t count. He could leave at any minute.
On the other end of the line, there was what sounded like a discussion. A few moments passed. “Alright, where’s your address?” Jameson finally asked. Upon Jackie giving it to him, he said, “Oh good, that’s pretty close. We’ll be there in…hmm, fifteen minutes.”
“Alright. Just ring the doorbell, I’ll answer.”
“Understood. Thank you very much, Dr. Parker.”
“Eh, just call me Jackie. Everyone does. And no problem.”
“Thank you very much, Jackie. We’ll be there soon.” And with that, he hung up.
At that moment, two small children raced past Jackie, screaming. One of them, a taller boy with curly red hair and freckles, attached himself to Jackie’s leg. “Uncle Jackie, help!” he said. “She’s prosecuting me!”
The other child, a younger girl with black hair and eyes, skidded to a halt and whirled around, making the blanket tied around her neck fly in a nice whoosh. “I’m no-ot!” she yelled. “Dad, he stole the treasure of the Bed Plateau! He needs to pay for his crimes! In the Bedroom jail!”
Jackie raised an eyebrow. “Really? Well, I can’t help a thief. But I don’t see any treasure. Are you sure you’re not persecuting him, Michelle?”
Michelle stomped her foot. “It’s in his pocket!”
“No, it’s not! You don’t know that!” The boy said, still holding on to Jackie’s leg.
“Well, Will,” Jackie said patiently. “I guess I have to ask you to…turn out your pockets! Show me you don’t have anything to hide!”
Will froze for a moment, then shoved himself away from Jackie and resumed his sprinting, shouting “You’ll never take me aliiiiiiive!”
“Face justice!” Michelle shouted, running after him.
Jackie shook his head, smiling, then peeked back into the study. Anti was still glued to the computer screen, now frowning. “Hey, how’s it goin’ in here?”
“Worse than I thought it would be,” Anti replied, clicking through files on the desktop. “This is gonna take…a lot longer than I thought. Might be here for a while.”
“Okay. But just to let you know, some people are coming over in a bit under fifteen minutes.”
“Really?” The word was half surprise, half groan. “Who? Some of Rama’s friends? Repair people?”
“Well, remember those two guys who Volt gave my phone number to for if they ever needed help? One of them just called me.”
“The magician and his assistant. Got it. Tell me when they leave.”
Jackie sighed. “You need more than two people to talk to, Anti.”
“Does Will count?” Anti glanced away from the screen for the first time. “How’s he doin’, by the way? Playing nice with Michelle?”
“He just stole her Beanie Baby,” Jackie said. “But I think that’s so Michelle can play defender of the bedroom. Nice of him.”
“Good.” Anti turned back to the computer. “Can you, uh, make sure neither of them get hurt while I work on this?”
“Of course, dude. I’ll shout for you if anything bad happens.”
Fifteen minutes later, the two kids had stopped playing defender of the bedroom and were now spread out on the living room carpet, surrounded by markers and crayons and doodling on pads of paper. Jackie was lying on the sofa, watching. And then the doorbell rang and he went on high alert. “I think that’s the visitors I told you about,” he said to the kids, standing up. “You two want to go somewhere else or stay?”
“We’ll go in the dining room,” Will said, already gathering the drawing materials. “Finish in there. Michelle, are you okay with that or do you want to stay?”
“Uh-huh! It’s hard to draw on carpet anyway. Let’s go.” And the two of them left.
“Don’t forget to listen and ask for me if anything’s wrong! And don’t jump off the table again!” That would very much lead to one of them getting hurt. Jackie sighed. Maybe he should’ve kept them in here, but too late now. He sighed, and made his way over to the front door, swinging it open. “Hello! You must be Mr. Jackson and his friend, right? Come in, come in.”
“Oh! Yes, that’s us, thank you.” The pair of them walked right inside. Even though Schneep had given Jackie descriptions of them after the incident at the theatre, he still took a moment to examine them. The one who’d spoken was dressed in a purple button-down shirt, and had a thick black mustache. The other one was wearing a brown jacket and vest, like he’d stepped out of another era, and was carrying a wooden cane. The latter was leaning heavily on the former (and trying his best to look like he wasn’t), and the moment the two of them were inside they made a beeline for the couch. The one in the jacket immediately sat down with a faint expression of relief.
“Right, well, I’m Jameson, as you probably recognize from my voice,” said the one still standing. “And this is Marvin.”
“Pleasure t’meet ya,” Marvin said, nodding. He held out a hand.
“Nice to meet you too.” Jackie shook the offered hand. “Can I get you anything?”
Both of them shook their heads in unison.
“Alright. So. What’s the problem?”
Marvin scowled. “It’s not a PROBLEM, per se.”
“Yes it is,” Jameson muttered.
“Jems, lemme speak f’r myself, thank you.” Marvin turned his attention back to Jackie. “Y’see, when I was a little lad, I got very sick. I recovered, obviously, but not without some…after effects.”
“Ah.” Jackie sat down in the nearest armchair. Meanwhile, Jameson took a seat next to Marvin on the sofa. “Like what?”
Marvin folded his arms. “Bas’clly, me legs weren’t ever the same again. Walking can be…difficult.”
“How so? Does it hurt, or does it just take a lot of effort?”
“The second one. The more I stand and walk, the harder it gets. And It changes ev’ry so often, some days bein’ worse than others. But it’s nothin’ I can’ handle. Jems is just overreactin’.”
“Yes, exactly, I was overreacting when I found you sprawled in the middle of the upstairs hallway, claiming you were just ‘taking a break,’” Jameson drawled.
“Yes, you were.”
“And I was overreacting when you had to call me to help you down the stairs, then stumbled into the front room and immediately sat down without eating breakfast or anything, which is an important part of your daily routine.”
“Yep.”
“And I was overreacting when I had to support you getting into the car, then practically pull you up the path to this front door.”
“Exactly,” Marvin nodded resolutely.
Jameson threw his hands up into the air. “Dr. Parker. Jackie. In your professional opinion, is this a problem?”
Jackie pursed his lips. “Most people would consider it one.”
“Look, I’ve had worse days,” Marvin waved it off. “If I can still walk, it’s fine. And last time we tried to go to one of these doctors, they tried to put me in a wheeled chair, which I DEF’NITELY don’ need.”
“I wasn’t about to say that you do,” Jackie said calmly. “Look, you sound like you’re doing okay for the most part. But if, maybe, I could help you make things a little easier, would you listen?”
Marvin looked over at Jameson, who was giving him a pointed look. “…prob’ly,” he mumbled.
“Alright. Well then, first things first, do you remember what got you sick as a kid? I need to know so I can get a general idea of what’s up.”
“Oh. Yeah, I remember it.”
The moment Marvin told him, Jackie’s mouth dropped open. “You’re sure about that?”
“Yes.” Marvin gave him a confused look. “Why?”
“There hasn’t been a case of that in thirty years.”
“Oh.” Marvin and Jameson exchanged looks again. “Really?”
“Yeah, it’s been basically wiped out. You’re sure that’s what it was?”
“Yes, I’m sure,” Marvin sighed, already sounding exhausted.
“Alright.” Jackie decided to store this information away for a later date. It wasn’t the point right now. But later, he was one hundred percent going to call these two again and talk about how, exactly, that could have happened. “Well, I guess we’re moving on. Now, I guess the number one question is to ask you what you want to be able to do. And if there’s anything that you definitely don’t want to happen. Obviously, you already talked about the wheelchair scenario, but is there anything else?”
Marvin narrowed his eyes, obviously suspicious. “Really? T'at’s it?”
Jackie shrugged. “I mean, I COULD technically tell you what you should be doing, but a lot of times doctors that just tell don’t really take into account the patient’s wishes. And especially in cases like this, dealing with chronic pain and fatigue, they try their best to fix everything through any means, and they don’t really think about maybe some things can’t be fixed. So, tell me what you want to happen and I’ll give you advice on how to accomplish it.”
Marvin whistled, and put his chin in his hands. “Well…Jems has his shows. I wouldn’ mind bein’ able to…the last show I was backstage for the first time, and they don’ have anyplace to sit there. I was lucky it was a better day, but…you get what I’m gettin’ at, yes?”
The whole visit didn’t take any longer than ten minutes. Ten minutes of just talking, with Marvin listing things that had bothered him and Jackie offering ways to make doing those things just a little bit easier. Jameson watched the whole thing, sort of in awe at what was happening. He hadn’t seen Marvin this open with someone else in…well, in all the time he’d known him. Sure, he was still doing his stubborn thing and insisting he could handle some things that JJ wasn’t sure he actually could, but the fact that he was listening was already an improvement. There must’ve been something about Jackie’s casual attitude and clear willingness to help that was helping him put his guard down.
“Is there anything else?” Jackie finally asked.
“No, I t’ink t’at’s all,” Marvin replied. JJ wasn’t sure he was being honest about that, but there’d already been a lot of sharing, and maybe he was starting to reach his limit. Now the question was just how much of the advice he was actually going to listen to and how much he was going to discard in favor of “I can do it, see?”
“Hey, Jackie, I finally fixed the—oh.” Another man had walked into the front room from deeper into the house, then instantly stopped in his tracks the moment he saw there were still other people in the front room.
“…oh, that’s good to hear,” Jackie said, breaking the long, awkward pause. “Um, Anti, this is Jameson and Marvin. I told you they were coming, remember?”
“Yyyeah,” Anti said slowly. “Hey, where are the kids?”
“In the dining room.”
“I’ll go check on them. Will and I need to leave soon anyway.” He turned and quickly walked right back out.
Jameson stared at the spot he’d been standing, then looked right back at Jackie. “What…who was that?”
“Oh, that was Anti,” Jackie explained. “He’s a friend of mine. Good with computers, so when ours broke, I called him over to see if he could fix it. Apparently he just did.”
“He’s a…bit strange, isn’t he?” Marvin asked. “With t’at unusual name, and the hair and eye color.”
“Well, he dyes his hair, and he has heterochromia, meaning he was born with two differently colored eyes. But Anti isn’t his name.”
“Really?” JJ asked. “Do you mind if I ask what the story is behind that, then? Or what his name is?”
“I mean, your guess is as good as mine,” Jackie shrugged. “I literally don’t think anyone knows what his name actually is. He’s insanely secretive about it, which only leads to more speculation, of course. He calls himself Anti ‘cause the name of his channel is antisepticeye.”
“His what?” Marvin repeated.
“Y’know, his YouTube channel. He does let’s plays and walkthroughs, usually a lot of horror games. Sometimes he’ll throw a comedy bit in there. You should check it out, it’s pretty cool.”
“Maybe we will,” JJ said. Marvin didn’t look so sure.
Anti reentered the front room, the two kids trailing behind him, holding their drawings and the supplies. “Well, we were about to leave,” he said, “but Will and Michelle wanted to show off their artwork.”
“Dad!” Michelle bounced forward, hoisting herself up onto Jackie’s lap. “Look! I chron’cled our adventures today!” She started showing off the pieces of paper, decorated in crayon.
“Wow, sweetie,” Jackie said, impressed. “They look really good! I guess we have more for the archives, don’t we?” That was what it was called when Michelle’s drawings ended up on the fridge.
Michelle beamed, then caught sight of Marvin and Jackie sitting on the sofa. “Oh! These are your new friends, right, Dad?” she asked. “Hi! I’m Michelle. Do you want to see my adventures?”
“Adventures? Why, yes, I would!” JJ said excitedly. “What sort of adventures are they?”
“I’ll show you!” Michelle bounded over to the sofa, managing to squeeze in right in between the two of them. She looked up at Will. “C’mon, don’t just stand there! Show Dad and Uncle Anti what you did too!”
“Oh.” Will shuffled his papers. “Well, I didn’t draw anything we did today. Just a lot of stuff that I thought was cool.”
Anti smiled for the first time that day. “More dinosaurs?”
“Yeah. A couple of them are.” He handed the drawings to Anti. “Like, there’s the one with the brontosaurus family that I really liked. But there’s a lot that are just stuff I saw.”
Anti flipped through the drawings. “Did you draw the shop we saw on the way here? That’s very good! Really looks like it.” His smile faded a bit when he reached the last drawing. “Wait, what’s this one?”
“What one?” Will poked up on tiptoes to see which picture Anti had come to. “Oh, that one. I had a weird dream last night. I woke up and saw someone in my room. We talked for a long time, and then I went back to sleep, and when I woke up he was gone.”
“…huh. Jackie, look at this.”
He passed the last picture over to Jackie, whose brows flew up into the air upon seeing it. “Will,” he said softly. “It wasn’t a nightmare, was it?”
“No, I wasn’t scared.”
“Are you sure? This looks kind of scary.”
“But he wasn’t scary. He was pretty nice, and he looked really happy. Or, I remember him looking happy a lot, I think.”
“Hey, can I see t’at?” Marvin didn’t know why the words had popped out of his mouth. He wasn’t even sure he said them until everyone looked his way.
Will shrugged. “Sure.” He took the drawing back from Jackie, then padded over and handed it to Marvin.
The drawing was of a stick figure drawn in gray marker, with squares standing in for clothes and shoes. Darker gray scribbles were done in marker over the stick figure’s head. On top of the scribbles, two black circle eyes and a curved smile mouth were drawn in crayon. The figure also appeared to be crying, but red crayon had been used for the tears. The background was various strokes and sketches done in black and gray crayon.
JJ leaned over to see the drawing. “That’s…a little unusual,” he said slowly. “But I suppose dreams are a little bit weird.”
“…t’s familiar,” Marvin muttered.
“What?”
“I said…never mind.” Marvin rubbed the back of his neck, where all the hairs had suddenly stood up. “I t’ink…maybe I had a dream like t’is once.” He was sure that wasn’t the answer. This felt almost like a memory he’d forgotten. But when would he have seen something like this? Sure, he’d grown used to seeing strange things ever since he’d moved in with a magician, but nothing even close to this. It was probably just his imagination.
Jameson narrowed his eyes. He wasn’t buying this one bit. But this wasn’t the time to get into it. “We can talk about it later,” he muttered.
Jackie and Anti, who’d been quietly talking among themselves, suddenly broke off. “Well, if you don’t need anything else to be fixed or hacked, I think it’s time for us to go,” Anti said. “Will still has homework.”
“It’s just math.” Will made a face. “I’m ahead in that.”
“But do you want to stop being ahead in that? No. But at least it’s only one worksheet, and maybe we can…I dunno, get something special afterwards? It’s close to the end of the school year, after all.”
Will’s eyes lit up. “Alright, then!” He gathered up his drawings. “Bye Michelle.”
Michelle hopped down and gave Will a quick hug. “Bye, Will! I’m gonna put these in the archives now.” And with a skip, she rushed off to the kitchen.
“Oh hey, we’re still meeting at Schneep’s this Saturday, right?” Anti asked.
“Uh, unless he suddenly gets…‘injured on the job,’ yeah,” Jackie nodded. “In fact I was thinking…we could have even more people meet us there.”
“Really?” Anti folded his arms. “Who?”
Jackie’s eyes flicked over to where JJ and Marvin were still sitting on the couch. “Oh no,” JJ said. “No, we couldn’t possibly—this sounds like it’s your thing, we shouldn’t interfere with that.”
“No, it’s fine,” Jackie shrugged, adjusting his glasses. “It’s always good to meet more people. And besides, Anti needs more friends.”
“Wh—no, I don’t, I’m fine,” Anti insisted.
Jackie sighed. He looked over at JJ. “You know, sometimes I think he likes to be called Anti because he’s antisocial.”
“That wasn’t funny the first fifty times.”
“I mean…it woul’ be nice t’get outta the house,” Marvin said slowly. “Haven’ done t’at in a while.”
“So then, you should come!” Jackie said eagerly. “Get to know Schneep better, he’ll be happy to see you. He’s got a bit of a…shocking personality, though.”
Anti rolled his eyes.
JJ bit his lip, thinking, then shrugged. “Alright. If you insist it wouldn’t be…intrusive in any way, we’ll come.”
“Yes!” Jackie smiled. “I promise you won’t regret it.” He turned to Anti. “And you won’t either. You’ll see.”
“Alright, fine, I’ll consider it,” Anti scowled. “Now if you’ll excuse me, Will has been tugging on my jacket for the last minute, trying to get me to leave.”
Will self-consciously dropped his hand. “You talk a lot,” he said defensively.
“You’ll talk a lot when you’re a grown-up too. But don’t worry, we’re going now.” Anti opened the front door, turning around for one last goodbye. “See you later, Jackie.”
“See you, Anti. Remember: Saturday!”
“Yeah, I got it.” The door swung closed again.”
Jackie turned to JJ and Marvin. “Are you two ready to leave now too? Or would you like to stay some more?”
Marvin pushed to his feet, leaning on his cane. “I t’ink I’m ready to go now. Ah…thank you…for your help, doctor.”
“Jackie, remember. And it was no problem, I was glad to help. Need anything else?”
“No, I’m fine,” Marvin said.
JJ stood up. “Thank you for having us, Jackie.”
“You know, I’m still going to say no problem.” A smile quirked at the edge of Jackie’s mouth. “I’ll text you to remind you about the plan for Saturday. Give you the address. Oh, and lemme get the door for you right now.” Jackie reopened the door that Anti had previously closed.
“Thanks,” JJ said. “C’mon, Marvin. Goodbye, Jackie!”
“Goodbye you two! See you later!”
The moment the door had closed behind them and they were once again outside, JJ turned to Marvin. “What do you think? Good visit?”
Marvin considered this. “It was…certainly more helpful than I t’ought it woul’ be.” He paused. “Jems, would you…mind if I leaned on you for a bit?”
JJ smiled. “Not at all, Marvin.”