Me, wearing a pink T-shirt and green shorts: Y’know, I kinda like the watermelon look.
Spouse, in a bored tone: you love the watermelon look.
Me: I LOVE THE WATERMELON LOOK!

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Me, wearing a pink T-shirt and green shorts: Y’know, I kinda like the watermelon look.
Spouse, in a bored tone: you love the watermelon look.
Me: I LOVE THE WATERMELON LOOK!
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