DaWhackbot

I write some fun stuff sometimes!

Here be an account where I post stories I write, post OCs cuz I like them, and like an rt some stuff. Keep in mind - there will be NSFW so be warned.


Making-up-Mech-Pilots
@Making-up-Mech-Pilots

Mech Pilot who never takes the helmet off for pictures.


DaWhackbot
@DaWhackbot

"...Okay, the paparrazi I get, but do you HAVE to come into the showers with that thing on?"

"Being one of Mars' Finest means I gotta keep a low profile. Who knows what kind of freaks are waiting to blackmail me?"

"Joey, you look like an asshole wearing that thing! Ain't it gunna rust or something?"

Joey Mars taps his helmet.

"Nah. This baby's meant to keep me going for a full hour in deep space. A little water's not gunna hurt me."

"Well, seeing you naked's hurting me."

"Can't be that bad - your mom seems to like the 'Helmet only' look!"

"This fuckin' guy..."


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