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Brutalcaine. The Scourge of Australia. The beast made of rock and scale that breathed magma and destroyed cities. This 50 story beast made its appearance decades ago, after emerging from Ayer's Rock like a reptile breaking through its egg. Ever since then, Countries around the world had sent their best warriors, armies, and technology to stop it, only succeeding in fending it off for it to return once more.

Now, in the burning wreckage of a city block, the famed monster was sent spiraling into the ground after being caught with an uppercut across the chin. Brutalcaine fought off its daze, rearing its head up to prepare a volley of Lava toward this metallic challenger, only to have it's large hand clasp around its maw. For the first time in its life, the monster felt the terror of Death as its eyes were fixated on this gargantuan, black-painted (with awesome chrome flames) robot holding it in place.

"Brutalcaine tried to kill The Metal..."

A familiar voice echoed in the air as the robot reared its fist back, blocking out the sun for the doomed Monster. The large machine got in position, pushed Brutalcaine in the ground to keep it steady, and finally brought the Hammer down.

"AND THEY FAILED!"