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This also doubles as an announcement of a an AO3 announcement, but here is all the early stuff I've done. It's not great, but early stuff is usually rough.

Every time you wake, the tattoo has changed. Today you find it on your forearm, high near the elbow, on the outside so you have to arrange yourself in front of a mirror to see.

I can't say that I've ever been afraid of insects or spiders. Whenever they managed to get on me, it was usually more of a surprise than outright fear like my friends. I just let them free to do their own thing. Tattoos, on the other hand, were NOT supposed to do their own thing.

The only thing I remembered before I got this thing was going to a party and having TOO much of a good time. I woke up on the couch and found myself with a tattoo of a Black Scorpion on the back of my hand. It certainly was the best thing anyone could get drawn on them after getting black out drunk, but now I'm not so sure. I remember waking up yesterday seeing it on my forearm. It looked a lot bigger there then it did on my hand. Today, I almost lost my shit when I found out that tat wasn't on my arm. Tattoos DON'T disappear, so I went crazy trying to find it. One look in the mirror, and I found on the back of my arm, just above my elbow. One could take an oddity or two in their life, but this tattoo wasn't right at all. Even though I couldn't feel it move, it became clear that this thing was climbing my body. I don't want to know what happens when it touches my face. I gotta see a tattoo remover, and pray that this thing doesn't leap off my arm when provoked...

Deacon, a missionary for the eponymous Holy River Covenant, has had limited success in showing people the way of Tlalocoatl. In this tale, we'll follow him as he tries to understand his God, as well as what it means to have his faith tested

art by: Groove11211

I'll start

I have this OC called Gavin who always leaves a positive impression on people no matter how grand or itty-bitty.

However this works on /anything./ So much so, he can use this passive to avoid all forms of conflict, including and not limited to a Karren in a shopping mall, an aggressor at a bar and an eldritch cosmic horror monster because "Oh, that's gavin, he's chill"

Lane is a close second due to how actually strong and overwhelming her strength and aggression can be when pushed to the limit.

Also you GOTTA be OP to last 5+ years in the fast food industry.

Imagine having an Angel that was once a bastion of generosity confront God themselves, get sent to Hell, and tortured for all eternity until someone summons them into the Earth.

That's Big Red

Girl came back scarred forever, and extremely sturdy - Her healing factor is insane, so nothing short of exorcism can take her out.

...Of course, you better be fast at exorcism, because this girl essentially can do Dante's Trickster teleports and mobility. And don't think that that Machete is the only thing she can kill with; She's more than capable of tearing your body limb from limb with her hands. Sadly, if she wanted to get that close, she'd probably be eating you. Big Red is an OMNIVORE, and can eat pretty much anything. Shen doesn't have to worry about fitting things inside her, her Belly mouth has enough space to fit just about anything into that black void.

Her only downside is that she's eternally hungry, meaning the stuff she eats only satisfy her for a couple of seconds. So you can guess that she goes off eating a LOT of people, places, and things. So, naturally, she becomes a body guard/ Serial Killer to stave off that endless Hunger. It's a fun gig if you ask her.

artists: jiji-sama, groove11211, and BorisGrim