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"What are you doing?"

The piercing question broke Big Red's concentration. Standing behind the large, gray woman was Madame Noir, the 'Shadow Mistress of Charlottesburg'...at least, that's what Big Red remembered her saying. Smiling, Big Red turned from the tied up, panicking Imp tied to a metal pole.

"Yo, check this out," said Red as she faced the unamused Noir. "Y'know how Judivah's the top of the food chain of Gods, right? Clearly, that means there's a bunch of other, smaller Gods around here!"

Noir blinked slowly. Cursing her curiosity, she pried further into this scheme. "This is sound logic, but why does it involve my Minion being tied up?"

"Gettin' the God's attention, DUH!!" Red sucked her teeth as her obvious plan simply wasn't obvious enough for the well-endowed, bitchy red head. "Imagine NOT wantin' to get Khalgora, Goddess of Demon Slaying, up close and personal!"

The Imp was screaming his dismay, shaking his red head and struggling in his binds. Madame Noir was even more confused than she was before. "So, if I'm correct," began Noir as she flipped her hair. "You're going to murder my minion for the chance to meet a Goddess of Demon Smiting, despite the fact that we are demons?"

"Pfft, what, you scared some niche-ass goddess is gunna get us? Worst case scenario she stabs us! Small-time gods like her are nothin' but punchin' bags!"

Red's logic sounded asinine. Madame Noir would have said further, but considering how this was keeping Big Red out of her room, out of her pantry, AND out of her hair, she decided not to push farther. She took one look at the Imp, who stared back at her with pleading eyes.

"...Say hello to Khalgora for me," was what Noir said before walking off, damning the imp to whatever fate Big Red in store for him. He screamed a muffled scream, but it fell on deaf ears as Big Red grabs the pole and lifts him up like a piece of meat on a stick. She leans into his face with a manic grin.

"You're gunna make a GREAT sacrifice!!"