Daeren

Autistic, Librarian, Writer

  • He/him

Shambling pile of learned responses and special interests in a trench coat. Wrote and done some shit you might've heard of before. I was there when the deep magic was written and honestly I wouldn't recommend the experience.


obspogon
@obspogon

(note for alt text users: all images are screenshots of 3d scenes in a visual novel like format and show a guy in a gas mask and 4 cartoony anthropomorphic cats on a couch watching tv. all alt text will be dialogue)

> We've gotten past the credits, it was a lot of establishing shots
of golf courses. The mood is bleak.

Cellist: fucks sake are we sure this is a cannon films movie cause by now in
most of these someone's gained ten pounds from all the bullets they've
been filled with, who put on Ingmar Bergman Presents: The PGA Tour

>Suddenly, a Ninja appears behind a middle aged businessman
attempting to pitch out of the sandtrap on the 9th hole.
This has taken a turn.

Pianist: Oh my god fuckin GET HIM FUCK THAT DUDE UP NINJA HELL YEA

> As if spurred on by the Pianist, the Ninja takes the man's golf ball,
and crushes it to dust in front of him with his bare hands before
punching and stabbing everyone in sight.

Cellist: i would like to formally rescind my complaint and personally thank the
inventors of cocaine for everything i am seeing
with my eyeballs right now

Singer: > The Singer has their tablet in their lap, with a txt doc that just says
'FUCK THE POLICE' on it. 72pt font, looks like Impact. Guess they're
rooting for the Ninja.


Daeren
@Daeren

Yeah, to my memory this scene was largely me with Sunabouzu doing some tweaks (they were absolutely the one to suggest Ninja III: The Domination being the movie the gang found), and running lines past you to make sure I got the Singer right bc your shit Was Good and I wanted to make sure I got the feel right.

I definitely completely forgot the Ingmar Bergman joke and proceeded to laugh at my own writing. The joke I most remember writing in this scene is definitely the Lifeforce one, because the Cellist's reaction to Lifeforce was my own.

Fun fact while I'm going down memory lane: one of the only scenes where I didn't write all of the Cellist's dialogue was the blackjack game after the Bartender's first turn-in. I did the Scipio Africanus joke but several lines for the Cellist were Sunabouzu's writing. The Banksy exchange was all Sunabouzu, and remains some of the funniest shit in the script to me.


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