You CLEAN (2+2+1+1+2 = 8) up the juice with the TOWEL and hang the damp BETA ENVELOPES on your line to dry off.

Author commentary: The early acts involve a weird amount of activity centered around picking up towels, wringing them out, and threatening to clean stuff up with them. I'm going to be crystal clear about this. Nothing important has ever or will ever result from a character in Homestuck fucking around with a towel. There, I said it.


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