Yeah, you can kiss all that stuff goodbye. You feel sorry for the bird, but at least you never planned on ever using that beta, ever.
Anyway, now that that bit of ugliness is behind you, you guess you can look forward to several more hours of messing around in your room WHOA WAIT WHAT???
Author commentary: And then the second formal psycheout of the story. We just got psyched out back to a big ugly wizard. I think we can all agree that wizards are pretty fucking dumb. This is what I picture when I close my eyes and imagine a wizard. A big ugly hobo in a stupid hat and holding a dumb crystal ball.