You slip the SPADE KEY back into the DECK OF CARDS, then pocket the WAR CHEST.

Smooth as clockwork, and every bit as logical.

Author commentary: ...Eggs (typically sold in a carton of 12), Biscuits (13 is a baker's dozen), Quarters and Cans (French for 14 and 15). Also, all their names generally have something to do with their powers. Itchy is fast, Doze is slow, Trace follows, Clover is lucky, Crowbar...has a crowbar. You decide this is all unspeakably clever. Now these dumb green guys are all your favorite characters forever. Oh look, while I was explaining all their names, some funny stuff happened over the last two pages that I don't have room to comment on anymore. Why does this story have to be packed with so much incredible shit worthy of author commentary? It's infuriating, TBH.


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