You are now Clubs Deuce.

Author commentary: The first guy we meet isn't #1, but #2, possibly because he is the most objectively useless member of the Felt. He's more useless than the ones who don't even have powers, since his powers are a liability to himself and others. Actually, that's true of all their powers, but only because they're all pretty stupid and don't know what they're doing at all.


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