Don't be stupid. To play solitaire you'd need a DECK OF CARDS.

I don't see a DECK OF CARDS, do you? All I see is your BATTLEDROBE.

Author commentary: Battledrobe is such a perfectly dumbass term since wardrobe already includes the word "war" in it. But I guess Slick already had the war chest and it wouldn't look good to bite the boss's style. Clubs Deuce probably racked his brain coming up with a cool alternative... Fracasdrobe? Scrumdrobe? Altercationdrobe? Also, note how these are just cloned and darkened items from earlier in the story. Slick's chest is John's magic chest. Clubs's battledrobe is Jade's wardrobifier. The other two are repurposed objects as well.


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