Author commentary: Dave's aesthetic is long conversations with himself. YOu should know this by now. It never stops being true. / It's great conversations like these that stoked the passions of Dave x Jade shippers. And maybe, in many ways, they had a point. The only problem with the pairing was its overwhelming heterosexuality attribute. As such, it was not to be. / Getting "served like a dude on butler island" is a great line. I mean, they're all great lines. What do you want from me? I can use this margin any way I want, including just to say, "Oh, that thing I did was great. Ha ha, that one too. Ooh, there's another good one." Would it really be so terrible if that's all I did down here? /
P.S. Butler Island turns out to be real later. Jake lives on it.