You decide that's entirely enough of that. If this website becomes any more self-aware in a playfully self-deprecating yet weirdly self-aggrandizing manner, you're going to go drown a bag of puppies in a sewer.
Author commentary: This entire AH sequence is a great transition, actually—if you have a soft spot for dumbass nonsense. If you don't you're probably a bad person? We just saw this fire sequence of Jack ascending, which gave us heart palpitations. Cutting to John is a little too abrupt, we need some horseshit to grease the wheels. Like a mini-intermission, unlabeled as such. I guess I could have labeled it, but I didn't have the brilliant idea of putting 500 intermissions into HS yet. That masterstroke comes in Act 6, when we all start spiralling downward into hell together for eternity.