This gift from Rose is so cool. Two sweet bunnies on one birthday?? What are the odds. In a fit of enthusiasm you SHUT UP AND JAM the bunny back in the box, executing a textbook CHAOS DUNK.
Millions would have perished, if everything in the ocean weren't dead already, that is.
Author commentary: A few people started buzzing about "Shut Up and Jam" the moment Barkley appeared, so I made this Chaos Dunk reference. Do people even know anything about this meme anymore? All things considered, it's kind of one of HS's weaker references, I think. Something feels a little off about its inclusion here, I can't really put my finger on it. Oh well, Homestuck lives by the shitpost and dies by the shitpost. That's basically what each update was anyway. It's a tale of 10,000 shitposts.