You use one of your BRO'S really shitty swords from the fridge and a printout of Hella Jeff to make a SORD.....
This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it.
come ON
Author commentary: The best thing about the SORD.....is that it costs nothing at all to make. Which means you can make an infinite number of them. A truly dedicated Sburber could even make an entire planet out of SORD.....s, and live there.