You make the SNOOP DOGG SNOW CONE MACHETE.
When foes drop it like it's hot just turn up the blizzizzle nozzle so they chizzlax fo' rizzle.
Author commentary: Dave is obviously very proud of this creation. Note the Snoop watermark on the snow cone machine itself. Now that I think about it, are watermarks actually just ghost images, which, if captchalogued, could give you their code and thus be used in alchemy? Here a simple photo of Snoop serves the same purpose. But a photo of Snoop, which is an object unto itself and carries the IDEA of Snoop for alchemy purposes, is a conceptually different thing than the ghost image of Snoop, which contains the ESSENCE of Snoopness. Well, now I'm just confusing myself. Time to stop reading this note.