They chucked it out the window. Little oily bastards. You'll have to get your hands on a new one somehow.

Author commentary: Continuing from the previous note, unless we're talking about a truly nasty or rare underling, they don't pose physical threats to the players at all by now. The worst that they can do is create logistical impediments, like trashing John's room and throwing his computer out the window. Which isn't even that inconvenient for him, since he's already made plenty of backup computers. But hey, they tried. Once the players are past the point of low-level creatures posing a threat, things like imps fall back on doing what imps do best, which is a lot of impish, mischievous behavior to create impediments for players. Hold the fucking phone. I just realized "imp" is part of "impediment." I'm blowing my own damn mind here.


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