Oh no, more embarrassing cleaning apparatus. You've got to hide it before Sekret Spinneret or whatever her name is sees it and gets upset.

Author commentary: Here's a really good sitcom-style running gag based on John's misunderstanding that trolls find cleaning products unseemly. You can easily imagine an entire sitcom episode revolving around this premise. You're probably doing it now, actually.


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