He cannot give them to you. They are ILLEGAL CONTRABAND, and if you wish to petition for their release, you must consult with his superiors.
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You doff so furiously you are in danger of starting a HAT FIRE.
Probably not the best idea around all this oil. Especially without any sort of flame suppressant handy.
You do not have a sword. You are quite sure it would never occur to you to carry a sword or resort to violence under any circumstance.
You will have to take a more diplomatic route with this fellow.
It is a carved MINITABLET.
The carving is not especially clear to say the least. But your wealth of delivery experience allows you to decipher it immediately.
It is the other parcel the agent is holding. It appears you will need to acquire both from him now. It is your sworn duty.
Author commentary: I'm glad SOMEBODY understands the mail delivery system on this planet, because I sure don't. And I was the one who invented it. PM must be pretty smart.