I had an easier time getting a ticket to the 70mm IMAX showing of Oppenheimer than I did finding three tickets to see Barbie.
Let me reiterate that: I had an easier time getting one ticket to a movie that's playing three times a day at thirty theaters in the entire world than I did getting three tickets to a movie that is playing upwards of eight times a day at every theater within a twenty mile radius of my apartment.
Barbie won this fight, y'all.