Taxpaying Adult.

Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.

Watches too many horror movies.



Mike's Harder Lemonade tastes like a corporate effort to appeal exclusively to high schoolers.

Only available in a tall cans that looks just like Monster energy drink, comes in several brightly colored fruit flavors, tastes just enough like alcohol to let you know that you are, in fact, drinking booze and not soda.


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