Articles like this are the reason "video game satire/comedy" sites don't usually work for me. This headline is funnier than any joke anyone has written about this game.

Taxpaying Adult.
Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
Articles like this are the reason "video game satire/comedy" sites don't usually work for me. This headline is funnier than any joke anyone has written about this game.