I draw for you the first card. It depicts a skeleton cloaked in black, carrying a scythe. At the bottom is one word: "Death".
Ah, do not let that worry you traveler. In tarot, death can mean many things, most of them quite positive. Allow me to draw the second card.
I turn the card for you. On it is a picture of a car crashing into the front of a Wendy's. The name of the card is "Fuck."