Think for a second about how fundamentally, existentialially sad it must be to be the kind of person who looks at every aspect of life, of art, of human existence and thinks "I know how we can charge money for that."

Taxpaying Adult.
Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
Think for a second about how fundamentally, existentialially sad it must be to be the kind of person who looks at every aspect of life, of art, of human existence and thinks "I know how we can charge money for that."