Taxpaying Adult.

Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.

Watches too many horror movies.



Went to the store for crab rangoon supplies, there were Harry Potter adults casting spells at each other in the condiments isle. Instantly teleported back to being a theater kid at Dennys after a show, not in a good way.

I just wanted sweet chili sauce for my rangs, dawg. I know cringe is dead and you should live your best lives but please let me get my stuff so I can go back to searching for wherever the fuck they moved the wonton wrappers this time.


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