Taxpaying Adult.

Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.

Watches too many horror movies.



Got a podcast ad for Tinder and apparently the new feature they're pushing is called "matchmaker," which lets you suggest matches to friends (and family, the ad was very specific about this) even if they don't have the app. This is probably the funniest thing they could have done. There are like two main ways this is going to be used and they're both ridiculous.

-Your mom starts using tinder exclusively to find you nice Catholic boys because you've been single for a while and you're not getting any younger, your career can wait but the clock on starting a family is ticking.

-You get a text from your roommate that says "yo heard you like goth chicks" and a profile for an obvious bot.


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