There's a worse world where every Ace Attorney game tried to one-up the scene with Polly by having Phoenix cross-examine a more ridiculous animal and I'm so glad they just let it be a fantastic one-off bit.

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Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
There's a worse world where every Ace Attorney game tried to one-up the scene with Polly by having Phoenix cross-examine a more ridiculous animal and I'm so glad they just let it be a fantastic one-off bit.