Taxpaying Adult.
Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
What up, it's your boy EZSpeedruns, here at the Kentucky state fair to try for my PB on this year's corn maze. This is an any% run so I'm going to start by attempting to go out of bounds with a trick from my buddy KYCornBoy37 that he calls cornskip.
Sprints straight through the wall of corn
You make this joke, but pencil sharpening speedruns are already a real thing.
I've seen those! Along with the cookie and burrito speedruns
