Taxpaying Adult.
Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
We saw a fucking cybertruck in the wild for the first time yesterday and I audibly said ‘gross’
Saw one at the dentist, guy was parked across four parking spaces dead center.
Thought "huh, I know the car's supposed to be bullet proof, but this is a weird way to test if the tires are slash proof."
funny considering people who use adblockers are more likely than the average user to identify a rot(n) cipher on sight
"He said he doesn’t let the hate get to him, and that only about 25% of the interactions his Cybertruck provokes are negative."
Most of the responses I get for my car are "Oh, you have a car" because owning one is a relatively normal thing.
Can't imagine how I'd feel if my car provoked stronger reactions than that, an a fourth of those reactions were "fuck you."
Wait people actually bought Cybertrucks? I thought this was the car version of Morbius, we were all just pretending something so obviously terrible was cool.
I've heard it called a train wreck, but in this case it's more like a train that caught fire leaving the station and kept going. And you keep getting messages like "fire spread to first class as train passed through Boston, keeps going" and you're like well I already bought the ticket.
