Think for a second about how fundamentally, existentialially sad it must be to be the kind of person who looks at every aspect of life, of art, of human existence and thinks "I know how we can charge money for that."
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Taxpaying Adult.
Made/is currently making Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You and other gay video games to make you sad.
Watches too many horror movies.
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feeling left out. every single other company is announcing the stupidest, most hostile shit in the world today to try and bury it under the apple event. i wanna announce something stupid and hostile too. let me know what y'all would like to see. some ideas i'm floating include "publicly executing eggbug" but i'm open to suggestions here.
Targeted ads, specifically only targeting minors with ads for disposable vape pens.
I play a FromSoft game.
I hit a wall with a specific boss for several hours
I beat the boss.
Within a week, boss gets nerfed.
It's not even a "look at me I'm a big gamer boy" thing because I am definitively not good at any of these games. I just enjoy them in spite of my lack of skill and power through anyway. It's a "I should just buy these games like two months after launch so I don't keep getting stuck for 3-4 hours on a single boss" thing.
If you know of any, please recommend to me the jankiest adventure games you know of. Like, I'm not looking for the classic Sierra/Lucasarts games, I'm looking for mostly forgotten, not that great stuff that you're pretty certain only you remember. Preferably early 3D or FMV games, but that's negotiable. What I really want is like, the dumbest solutions to puzzles and most bizarre plots.
This isn't for a video or a project or anything, at most I might post about whatever game you recommend me here. This is just because I absolutely love garbage adventure games and would rather get recommendations from actual people than from some AI-generated list of the same 10 games.