IT'S THICC TRUCK THURSDAY Y'ALL!
I humbly present for your consideration, the Oshkosh M1300 Enhanced Heavy Equipment Transporter. Which is weird military speak for: Big ass CHONK BOY hauls tanks for breakfast.
(And yes, I'm imagining him as the biggest himbo bear who gives the best hugs and absolutely loves nature watching. And no I will not stop anthropomorphizing the heavy equipment.)