Deadbolt

| Korps Agent in training! | ∍⧽⧼∊

[18+ Account! Minors DNI!]

27 y/o disaster bear.

Behold and be wary! For here be dragons!

[Note: "Dragons" may in fact be horny mutated Tigresses and massive strapped Bear men.]

Non-binary! Feel free to use any pronouns. I don't mind.


bruno
@bruno

Media is hardly allowed to engage in the trope that evil makes you sexy any more, but I think what is actually sorely missed is the closely related but distinct trope that evil makes you horny


xinjinmeng
@xinjinmeng

I can't watch those terrible 1970s and 1980s kids shows with "snarling dominant villain" and "incompetent sniveling sidekick" without thinking that the only reason they remain a team is that after each announcing each caper, they must be having the wildest sex off-screen, with the most mind-blowing orgasms fueled by the sheer horniness of their daily evil.


doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

'the sheer horniness of their daily evil' is an underutilized phrase, applicable to so many of my original characters, and those of my colleagues


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