"Oh, you have the disease 'It's Hard to Do Things'?"
"Yes I do."
"Well there's a medication that makes it easier to Do Things."
"That's great!"
"To get it there is going to be many, many things you need to do."
"But...I need the medicine to do things."
"Clearly you're engaging in Drug Seeking Behavior. We will add more things for you to do."
"Can't I just get the medicine in an easy way first then do these things later?"
"No. You must do even more things to get medicine that makes it easier to do things."
"Okay, I have done the things."
"Good. Now you must convince this person that you deserve the medication without it sounding like you want the medication. Did you know "It's Hard to Do Things" often goes hand in hand with "It's Hard to People?"
"I did know that. I also have "It's Hard to People." The doctor thinks I am faking for drugs."
"Start over again."
"But I have the disease 'It's Hard to Do Things'"
[Repeat]
Not just your own, but every one within reach of you. (People forget Costco has a pharmacy) You will get “we can’t tell you if we have a controlled substance in stock” at lot, but keep calling. You’ll reach a sympathetic pharmacist who will at least tell you if they’re out. And ask for both brand and generic. Speak with your psychiatrist and ask if you can switch to one or the other if the pharmacy is out of your prescription.
