For my own amusement, this is a character I play in Tabletop portion of @LoloDePuzlo 's Hazel Town Story. See his page for info on the canonical parts of the world.
Name: Bob B.
Species: Magnus (European Dragon)
Age: 43
Occupation: Business Owner/Minor Celebrity
Place Of Origin: He'll imply it's Texas but it's actually Castle Rock Republic
Once, there was a young man escaping a bad situation who found himself in The Steinwald. That young man reinvented himself as Bob B., Cowboy Businessman Extraordinaire! After spending a long time infiltrating various parts of the The Steinwald's high society he caught the eye of superstore tycoon Greg G. Gregorsen, who took him under his ring and taught him all he knows about the business world, both legal and less then legal. Over the next 26 years Bob B. would rise in the ranks of Greg's organization as well as high society until he eventually broke off to form his own small business empire consisting of a chopshop/junkyard, a burger joint, and a hunting goods store. But Bob B.'s an ambitious man and he keeps setting his sights higher.
-The following is an interview with the Eastcoast Boulevard Bulletin
Thank you for taking the time to talk with us Mr. B.
You're welcome young man, but it's Bob B. No mister anywhere in there.
Yes of course, sorry.
Don't worry about it.
Let's start off with something big: Which is more essential to the peoples of the world, science or art?
Why both of course! Both of them are essential to my businesses and every new development adds a little bit more to my pockets
You've been known to speak many languages, are there any others you like to speak fluently?
There's been some exciting new developing industries in China, so I've been working on my Mandarin. Maybe I'll learn some Cantonese too, just to be safe.
Is justice or forgiveness more important?
Well, a philosopher would tell you neither since any concept that can have a price tag put on it isn't worth a damn thing. But I'm a business man and price tags are what I know! As for which one is better, I've personally had more success buying the former then the latter
That sounds like something very personal to you.
A bit yes, it's a subject I'd rather not get into if you wouldn't mind
Probably as good a segue way as any but, You've been involved in a number of high profile marriages and divorces over the years, is there a new man in your life?
Hehehe, not at the moment. The heart wants what it wants and right now the heart wants me to be single. But don't worry fellas, I'm still ready to mingle
What's your favorite dessert?
Chocolate Cheesecake! Of course you can find this item and many more at Bob B.'s Burger's, down by the docks
Of course. If you could be brilliant in one subject, which would you choose?
Well you know, I'm already the best at so many things. Marksmanship, Stock Car Racing, Cooking competitions...You know I do play the guitar here and there, so probably that
What's the most beautiful place you've ever seen?
The view from my penthouse on the east side is pretty nice. There were really nice views from that time I took a trip to the Rocky Mountains. I've got the pictures on the walls of Bob B.'s Hunting Goods!
What's your favorite fast food meal?
Why Burger's of course! Would you expect anything else?
What do you dream your life will be like in 10 years?
Oooo I'd like have added a couple more zeroes to the old bank account. And maybe a couple more businesses and a couple more ex-husbands!
Ex-Husbands?
Of course! Have you never hooked up with an ex who hates your guts? It's something else!
....I see....Which of your personality traits would you like to change?
Why mess with Perfection?
If you could add another business to your portfolio what would it be?
Well, I have had my eye on acquiring a florist shop. After all flowers brighten everyone's day!
One last thing, what do you say to the claims that you and your mentor Greg G. Gregorsen are involved in a criminal conspiracy with several other business owners in the city?
That's bullshit and and slander son! Myself and Greg run clean establishments and we are pillars of the community. I know who keeps making these accusations and I would point out that for all their talk they've never actually produced any actual evidence of our supposed corruption!
Well thank you for your time Bob B.
And thank you young man!