Let's start a war! Start a nuclear war!
At the GAY BAR GAY BAY GAY B-
A flash of white light envelopes the screen. It soon fades into the image of a mushroom cloud as atomic fire scorches the land. The white light returns, fading once more to show a lone survivor looking over the ruins of a desolated Washington, D.C.. The camera pulls back to show the ass of his suit got blown off at some point.
War. War never changes.