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The scenes with the shark are usually very intense and disturbing.
I use Arch BTW
Fun fact: Neo-Nazi dipshit cartoonist Stonetoss is in fact Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas
In American horror movies you frequently see the trope of the protagonist getting trapped in the horror movie situation due to a car not starting or losing the car keys.
This could only happen in car-infested America. In a dense walkable neighborhood, you could simply walk away from any kind of horror movie situation you find yourself in.
The scariest thing there is the gas mileage amirite??
if I was under siege by ghouls or perhaps a poltergeist I would simply walk down to the shops and purchase a sandwich
you might think that its impossible to have phonelines that can't be cut or rendered useless by a ghoul or a ghost. in fact, the federal government made this type of uncuttable phoneline zoning illegal in the 1950s - leading to an america that can never call anyone to help, meanywhile any european--
ever since i moved from fake london, my entire family and i have been the final girl. gone are the days where only one of us would survive a jason - as we would when trapped in american suburbia.
