oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
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The scenes with the shark are usually very intense and disturbing.
I use Arch BTW
Fun fact: Neo-Nazi dipshit cartoonist Stonetoss is in fact Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas
did you know there's people who think it's a good idea to return live code from an api for you to execute, and these people are allowed to vote and drive and everything
i did not ask them "are you high" when they proposed this because they were clearly not that interesting
That was their answer to "we want you to run our code but we don't want to be bound to your CI/CD cycle": Just call this API and then eval() whatever we send you.
I managed to avoid swearing too much!
(This is a slight oversimplification in that it's a Java system and so instead of eval this involved some immensely cursed bullshit involving URLClassloader)
I'm not familiar with java, is URLClassloader what it sounds like? please say it isn't.
oh you bet it is. Just pull a fucking jar file off a URL pointing fucking anywhere and load that motherfucker right into your running system! Sun Microsystems presents eSyphilis!
I must stress that our system is already rigged up to do this but only in test environments, so we already have the harnessing required. I love Enterprise Java systems.
read this and made the same expression one would after eating a particularly sour candy for a good 20 seconds. what the actual fuck.
Ah, the joys of Modern Enterprise -- you ever wonder if all of your co-workers are just internally chanting "don't break kayfabe, just nod and suggest an idea so stupid it'll make the whole scheme unviable so we can move on" too and the ur-idiot who started it all left the company years ago and now "corporate development practice" is just a sort of workplace tulpa?
